I don't know how I got into the uncomfortable predicament of having this awful picture of me immortalised forever on facebook but the Lord knows it don't cute. But... It is indeed my fault.
Now mothers around the world ought to get out once a a while and socialize as it is the only thing sometime that will keep you literally from throwing the baby out with the bath water - literally.
So my Bff invited me out to a party and it was the most fun I have had since college.Best night ever - hands down. The music gods were in the right alightment. I thought I looked great.
I giggled like a school girl and infact at the end of the night I danced so hard in my four inch heels that my feet still have not fully recovered.
Now I am known to refuse at every turn before now take photos at these events but for some reason -Maybe it was the alcohol
or the great vibes or the combination of the two- but I did agree for these ppl to take a pic of me and my bff who is thin as a twig (might I add)
And all mi haffi say is pupa jesus what a piture nuh do me justice - I look like my just give birth :o|. Now while it has been 5 months and they say it takes nine months for your body to return. It is indeed a travisty to see myself look - like that.
I almost asked myself who that was cause it for damn sure wasn't me. Den put pon topa dat now my Bff who has no sense of body image except her own go post it to my wall for the whole world to see. I was so shocked I didn't even attempt to take it down- I didn't remember that you could.
And the hurtfullest thing is that the people showed me the pic before hand and I approved it (what was I think?)Que cosa mas vergansoso. SMDH.
Oh the Insanity - and speaking of which - mi skip 2 work outs this week but I repent and seek salvation for that photo my friends was a rude wake up call. Get off you ass and work the damn thing . I still trying to figure out how the hell I got here . Well however it was it nuh pretty as evidenced by this dyamn photo.
Do Not Disturb
Work in progress.
